Three-Year-Old Discussions on Theology

"People who have Jesus in their hearts get to go to heaven and there will be a feast that never ends. Even at midnight, there are no beds, we just have to stay up all the time and eat popcorn and watch shows. Maybe there will be steak. But people who do not have Jesus in their hearts will be thrown into a lake of fire and will have to eat bad fish, and the bad fish will spank them. If you tell God all the bad things you did, He will forgive you."

Mia, tell me about Heaven.

"Heaven is like our new house, it's kinda like we moved. It can be our new house forever. People can't go if they don't have Jesus in their hearts, so nope, they can't go. They want to go but nope, they can't go, so it will be really sad. So all the people will be happy, but those people will not be happy because they do not believe in the true God. They think He tells lies, but nope, He doesn't. They think Jesus is a statue, but that is silly. So all of us will be happy."

Why did Jesus die on the cross Mia?

"Because He did not want me to die, cause it would hurt me really bad if I had to die on the cross and was bleeding."